~*life is but a wave*~




Life is like the ocean. Waves will try to knock you down and push you back to where you started, but once you fight through them, the entire ocean is yours.







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gunsandwwands:

dj-gryff:

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime



a-different-kind-of-royalty:

“What do you plan to do with your future?”

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pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake







goosebxmps:

Mom: Stop twerking and clean ur room

Me: image

If I could twerk



polobrando:

gyrozeppelisgrill:

polobrando:

gyrozeppelisgrill:

Fuk st Patrick’s day

fuk u that’s my momma bday

I said fucc the holiday.. Tell mom I said happy early bday

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